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Jul
18
2009

來函照登:本月最有趣問題 (updated)

[updated]
這傢伙並不是外國人,而是和我住在同一片土地上。本來嘛,會問 Nally 這種只有華文文化圈才會有興趣的軟體,我就預期是個講華文的人,或者是對軟體沒興趣純粹來搗蛋的外國人。原本想說就這樣算了,和這種人是講不通的,不要理他就好。沒想到後來此人又到一些網站大放厥詞,誹謗我的名譽,我只能用傻眼來形容。原來某人所謂的「有禮貌」就是無署名、天外飛來一筆的一個問句(短短幾個字還有錯字),那麼他在筆戰中期望網友看過他尚未公佈的信件(本文包括所有我和他往來的信件,他在筆戰中未公佈則是後面兩封對我無端謾罵與不實指控的部份)之後能對事件有所改觀,我也只能說不意外了。


正愁沒什麼東西好寫,剛好今天有人寫了封有趣的信過來,我就來函照登讓大家欣賞欣賞:

Excuse me,
Is there any warm or spyware in your Nally?

面對這種有點好笑的問題,我回:

I guess not.
If you are still in question about the safety, you can check the
source code and build your own version.

regards,
yllan

過沒多久,這老兄又來信:

You guess not?
You are the author and you don’t said “You guess not”?
“You can check the source code and build your own version”?
I am not that smart as you are, I don’t think I can make a software.

So, are you upset because my questions?

噗。No. Actually, it’s very amusing. 這次我回給他比較長的信了:

I cannot guarantee anything.

Although it’s worm-free at beginning, you’ll never know what could
happen during the transmission, and you cannot trust the one who
distribute the file either.

It’s not just conspiracy theories, it’s real world case. Apple’s iWork
09 downloaded from BT was reported containing worms––of course Apple
won’t put worms into their commercial product, it’s someone who
distribute the file maliciously.

I’m just nobody who don’t wanna be sued just because I guaranteed
something that I can’t control.

If you are really worry about this, nally is an open source project so
that you could grab the source code and examine each lines of code to
see if there are worms or something bad. You could build a clean
version that’s proofread by yourself.

I’m not upset at all, but it’s nonsense asking question like this. If
I’m malicious, how come I will tell you that, “Uh, ya, I put worms in
my app. Please don’t tell anybody else!” Just think about it.

Regards,
yllan

這下他老兄可發火了,血淚控訴指出我的重大邏輯錯誤、說明了用 BT 是不合法的行為,並且發揮神探伽利略的精神,推理出我在 Nally 裡面放了 worm / virus / spyware。

This is really ridiculous,
What kind of example is that? Illegally using BT download Apple iWork? No wonder there is a worm.
What are you talking about? I am talking about legal software from Apple, NOT some BT pirate shit!
You have a big problem on logic and I am strongly oppose your behavior.

APPLE would NEVER PUT A VIRUS OR WORM OR SPYWARE ON THEIR SOFTWARE.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS. So What the hell are you talking about BT for???????????

You are a programmer, how could you say something like this?????

So YOU DID put some worm / virus / spyware on Nally.

Some programmer….

因為我沒空理他,所以他又寄了一封標題為「No wonder somebody wants to fuck you!」的信如下:

You are a 100% God damn Chinese.
Talk like Chinese, think like Chinese, it’s a bad news you are programming for Mac OS

You knew exactly what I just asked, you knew it, and you just dodged my simple question.
and sloppy about some illegal way of getting copies of Apple Software.
Since you know Apple won’t put Spyware into their software, what the hell does it has to do with MY QUESTION?

MY QUESTION was, DID YOU PUT a virus or spyware into Nally?
and look here what you said “…..it’s nonsense asking question like this. If I’m malicious, how come I will tell you that, “Uh, ya, I put worms in my app. Please don’t tell anybody else!” Just think about it.”

Fucking asshole!!!!

老兄,現實是殘酷的。如果你只想要聽到別人給一個答案,我想各種釣魚詐騙網站會很樂於給出讓你滿意又安心的說辭,對於那些「如果你沒有訂這份廣告信,請按此連結取消」也就盡量按吧。Use your brain.

 

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“我快笑死了 XD”

---陳兩光. 7/18, 2009

“Q: “Is there any warm or spyware in your Nally?”

A: “Please do not use Nally for long hours or your device will get warm.””

---Bryan. 7/18, 2009

“這網友真的是十足地自以為是。不懂為何他們會如此振振有辭的指責別人,卻沒有用相同的標準來檢視自己。當旁觀者指出他觀點與言論的不妥、不合邏輯之處,他卻悉數當成是惡意攻擊。這樣的互動,不要也罷!”

---Intersect. 7/18, 2009

“真是好奇這位老兄哪裡來的,好激動啊!”

---Yinyin. 7/18, 2009

“好棒的早餐娛樂。”

---nutty. 7/18, 2009

“I am highly amused by both his indigenous assumptions and your humorous replies.”

---Ev. 7/18, 2009

“好可怕… hypo 是不是也會偷我帳號密碼 QQ””

---Zero. 7/18, 2009

“這人的邏輯實在是太有趣了,他是從哪裡推理出你不是台灣人,可能是香港人、新加坡人的? XD”

---bcse. 7/18, 2009

“糟糕「如果你沒有訂這份廣告信,請按此連結取消」這種東西我年輕的時候按過 XD”

---mifan. 7/18, 2009

“我也曾經盯著「想躺著月入上千萬?把錢寄給五個人,然後取代掉某個地址再轉寄出去」的信研究半天啊~”

---yllan. 7/18, 2009

“他到底是哪裡來的自信呢?”

---randylien. 7/18, 2009

“這真是太扯(但我同意,他的信還蠻另發噱的)… 而且還種族歧視!”

---ccool2486. 7/20, 2009

“其實我是笑不出來的。我們應該趕快把 AS-IS 放進去 LICENSE。然後還要對 package 作簽章。避免莫名其妙被捅了一刀還只能生氣。”

---謝孟叡. 7/20, 2009

“好歡樂XDDD”

---Shi. 7/25, 2009
 
 

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